Vol. CCLX · No. 1
Naples, Collier County, Florida
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The Daily Docket
"All the news that's fit to subpoena"
Exclusive · Courtroom Correspondence
Chaos Reigns in the 20th Circuit;
Opposing Counsel Remains Undeterred
An illustrated account of proceedings best described as "a learning experience for everyone involved." Our correspondent was present. He was fine.
Jury Trial · Closing Arguments
One Million Dollars
Counsel addresses the jury. The finger-to-lip pose was unplanned. Allegedly.
The jury was, by all accounts, impressed. No one mentioned the Dr. Evil stance. No one dared.
Motion Hearing · Hon. J.W. Harrison Presiding
I Object!
Counsel raises a spirited objection. Grounds to follow.
The motion was denied. The objection was noted. Counsel's dignity was not recoverable at press time.
